Breaking news via CNN:  Indonesia's iron ruler dies.

As we all know, Suharto was another of the 20th Century class of scumbag dictators supported by Western imperialists.  Like Augusto Pinochet, Suharto managed to escape prosecution for his crimes by claiming ill health.  I'm sure the same mercy was extended to his victims.

Washington D.c. - In a startling surprise press conference early this morning, President George W. Bush and Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez issued a statement designating the Congressional Page program a terrorist organization, and all members thereof "unlawful enemy combatants".  House Republican members Dennis Hastert (R-Illinois), John Boehner (R-Ohio), and Don Sherwood (R-Pennsylvania), as well as Senator Rick Santorum (R-Pennsylvania), were present to give statements as well.  Below are a few select quotes from their press conference.