Yes, I'm afraid it's come to this -- looks like my candidate might not win the Democratic nomination.

So I'll be voting Republican in November.

Why? Because if this country is so blind that it does not see how totally awesome my candidate is, then it deserves eight more years of Republican misrule.

You see, my candidate is the only true progressive in this race. The other candidates are bought and paid for by special interests. And if I can't have a true progressive to vote for, then I might as well vote for a Republican.

Now, some of you might think I'm nuts. But bear with me.